FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE

Facebook Etiquette

Its Saturday night..!! i should be singing my heart out at the home karoeke room upstairs having invested in a state of the art karoeke system or unwinding enthusiastically on a DVD-thon or perhaps just laze in bed hopelessly.... but here i am writing yet.. another tag-notes on Facebook... a good FB etiquette sort of speak... thanks to my cousin SYERRY & FAZ. Although i could just ignore when tagged for notes like this, i decided to reply but on my blog instead... didnt want to be too rude and nonetheless, the blog needs to diverse away from the more serious government, Proton, Politics and current issues affecting our daily lives. The title of the tag-note is '2 THINGS'. I kind of over-done the questions with an essay assignment-sort of answer.

A. TWO NAMES YOU ARE CALLED THAT ARE NOT YOUR REAL NAME:

My real name is ARMIN BANIAZ.... unlike other names that bears a translated meaning of other languages (mostly arabic) or religion associated but Armin Baniaz is really a self-created name...... A.R.M.I.N.... AR is actually my granddad initial Abdul Rajab and MIN is my dad's abbreviated name PAHAMIN. BANIAZ is truely my mum's name read from the back ZAINAB. Although my name was not from my creativity but that of my father but I love my name. My name is perfect... especially when it is only ME that appeared when Armin Baniaz is Google. but what i am less fascinated, is the pronunciation by ‘oghe kelatae’ (a State in the East Coast Malaysia, Kelantan) being a kelatae-nis (kelantanese). The dialect pronounced my name as AHMENG BARNIAH...... over and above the dozens of other nicknames or commercial names being conferred upon by siblings, friends and relatives... the two other than the real names are:

1. YAZ (made popular by my mum), pronounced as iyah by Kelantanese dialect
2. Bonenzo (made popular by my sista Ta)

B. TWO THINGS YOU'RE WEARING NOW:

Now, in a cold air-condition room, on Saturday, I should be in pyjamas or naked under the duvet but here i am writing Facebook tag-notes on my do-nothing night..... a default & a must wear on all occasion including now will be:

1. Tag Heuer spec that is now my daily wear having busted my eye Cornea after using an expired contact lenses!!!
2. Phiten bracelet which carries the myth of extra added energy for gym or bed activities haa..


C. WHAT ARE 2 OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS TO DO?

When Faz tagged me this note, her first paragraph reads.. "It does not need much brain power so just give this a go"... and here I am cracking my head to shortlist the 'only' 2 names or things to write... everything I do is a favourite to me.. or else i will not be doing it at all..... but the best of the favourite things that I do is..

1. wrestling with aaraf :-o oh god.. he is indeed a wrestler and he should have learn sumo instead of taekwando especially with his size…
2. pissing-off the spouse ;-) kikiii


D. TWO THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT:

God forbid.... there are so many things that I will die to have, especially now.... but currently, the most crucial is the extra hours to complete this tag-note.. ;-) :-p and still have my normal hours to 'do-nothing'.. Saturday is supposedly a day without obligation... henceforth, i badly need:

1. 28 hours a day/8 days in a week
2. prison break season 5!! eh.. or is it S6?


E. TWO OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL FILL THIS OUT AND RETURN:

Ironically, i have 5 siblings and countless relatives when my grandad's real fulltime job is making love, babies and getting married and re-married.. i have too many cousins and relatives that even i cannott remember some of them. With so many siblings, relatives and friends.... I actually have problem thinking of 2 names that would fill out and return the tag-notes.. All of them including beloved yours truely are very shy to write and alot less sporty.. so the only two that i think will correpond and is a polished FB etiquette are:

1. Cuz Syerry
2. Sista faz
Yes.. the two person that i cant say NO to return the tag.. I always thought that lawyers are handy in writing but if I take sampling of 10 lawyers which comprise half of my siblings and most of my circle of friends, almost 100% sampling of the 10 known sibling and friend lawyers only writes affidavits, SDAs and statutory declarations. None, would actually participate in blogs or facebook tag-notes.


F. TWO THINGS YOU DID YESTERDAY:

On friday, i should write i performed my friday prayer and went to work but that will be boring. i should also say i poo and pee but hey... who doesnt. I should write my daily run and gym routine but i have written that before so what did i do yesterday that is interesting to know... perhaps something extraordinary..... i need extra coffee and cigs (to wake up the lazy brain cell) but that too did not work too. After a cup of coffee and 4 cigs, i can only say, yesterday i...

1. Started with this tag-note
2. Visited my dentist!! (horror?)


G. TWO THINGS YOU ATE YESTERDAY:

i wanted to have a feast breaking all the dietary i have been strict with the whole of this year but yesterday was one of those days that food was a routine menu. A combination of Atkins and Dr JD Adamo blood type diet, i had:
1. 10 eggs
2. Tomyam soup

H. TWO PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO:

Pathetically or frantically sometimes I talked to myself and to a few imaginary friends that debated and argued with me alot.. sort of rebelling against my thinking.. but I have not given the imaginary friends any names yet.. and doing this tag-notes actually reminded me to prioritize giving them names.. any suggestions? (they are all sexy female - my imaginary friend that is). but the real person that i last spoke to was:
1. Aaraf
2. Mama
Most communication with others were done via sms.. funny how technology evolves and sms became the official form of communication even at home..!! mm...


I. TWO THINGS YOU ARE DOING TOMORROW:

Tomorrow, Sunday, I have a long list of to-do things including the naming of my imaginary friends above (which added up to the already long to-do-day list on a to-not-do anything day with supposedly no list). but if I do not want to do anything on Sunday (although it would adds up to the to-do list), the must do on Sunday list must be:
1. bodypump gym (kick ass workout)
2. Religious class with Ustaz Dr Juanda Mufti Perlis (ehem.. )


J. TWO FAVORITE HOLIDAYS

I actually do not like holidays... but the holiday that I take and enjoyed is always on my birthday. Every year for the past 5 years, I made my birthday a holy-day... but second holiday that i enjoyed most must be the General Election that is very entertaining especially of late.
1. Birthday!!! (a day to reminisce)
2. General election day! (an entertaining day)


K. TWO FAVORITE DRINKS: (NON-ALCOHOLIC)

Coffee is ultimately an addicted and a must have drink every morning, afternoon and even at night but it will be boring to just write coffee akin of writing plain water as a favourite drink. Surely, plain water must be the favourite since everyday we will drink plain water. My favourite beverage is my gym drink that will blow the vein out of the muscle before pre and post workout. My favourite gym drink is then the..

1. nitrotech hardcore protein drink
2. nitric oxide explode by BSNonline